45 Has Always Been My Lucky Number (1995)

By James Moats in Greensburg, PA

mr mustache man
with your callused hands
you're telling me i don't know
how to be a real man

but you'll die when you're forty-five
and then wonder why i'm still alive

mr mustache man
with a beer in your hand
and back pocket full of chew can
mr mustache man

but you'll die when you're forty-five
and then wonder why i'm still alive

you'd better watch out she's speeding

well mr mustache man
is now a married man
and he's got a fool-proof plan
but is still a mustache man

and you'll die when you're forty-five
and then wonder why i'm still alive

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